JO, JOO, AND THE ART OF DRINKING

Joo’s wine rack was legendary in these parts, a testament to his slightly off-kilter palate. Jo, on the other hand, preferred straight liquor. Their differences often became fodder for friendly wager at their favorite watering hole, the Rusty Mug. One night, after a particularly spirited game of darts, Joo declared he could drink Jo under the